M-MAIL: re: Riga Tone

Hey dude,

I didn't know where the frick you were. I got at an Atlas and I see
Vilnus is in Lithuania. There's so much more stuff there than you think. I
mean in my mind there's Italy and Switzerland above it then there's Germany
then Russia. But there's lots of other countries all round the place. Who
knew. I see you have to go a fair way South to get to Romania. Are you flying?

Bloody Bono's in town, popping up everywhere with his two cents worth.
A girl who I met at a party early last night had been to the U2 show on
Friday and she complained that the venue was too big and she
couldn't understand why they had to have massive concerts like that. To which I
replied hilariously "that's because Bono only wants money, he doesn't
care about the fans, he just wants to cram as many bodies in as he can to
make more money". Well she wasn't having any of it "What do you mean?" she
said quite seriously, "I love Bono, I've met him". Love Bono!

Bloody Kylie's here too on the cover of everything. I'm pretty over
that ho I must say. Late thirties and she still has to be all giggly and
getting her bits out all the time, plus she put out a children's picture book with
a story about a show girl who loses her shoes and has to have her aides
look for them. Purlease, what a dunce.

Bree on Neighbours has changed her name to Trinity Black!

Keep warm, Heh I love the thought of you queuing in the cold snow for
three hours, it sounds so patheitc. If only you were queuing for a stale loaf
of bread! The true Eastern European experience.